- my dad: "what are these?"
- me: "cookies. they're mine."
- dad: "what do they taste like?"
- me: "they're mine. and vegan. please don't eat them."
I've realized that if I tell my dad these amazing things are vegan he won't eat them. I am positive that if I didn't deter him from raiding my stash then I wouldn't get to eat any more than I already have.
and I can't let that happen.